*goes to Hawaii once*

oh you mean, you DIDN’T hand catch your ~AlBaCoRe~ tuna for your poke bowl at 5am????

w/ @Cherdleys
shot by: @Johnyo

Come to a stand up show:
Des Moines, IA: July 1-3
San Diego JULY 22-24
LA July 29th
Liberty Township, OH: August 5-7
Oklahoma City, OK: August 12-14
Spokane, WA: August 19-22

Listen to my podcast: @Stiff Socks Podcast (New episodes on Wednesday!)

if ur still reading this go comment “aloha means family”